Okay. So now what. I chose my name, I chose my URL, I edited my settings, I uploaded a picture, I changed the layout, uploaded the same picture again, clicked on "New Post", and stopped. Realising that; to be frank, I don't even know why the fuck i'm even doing this.
Lets be honest, who the hell is going to read this anyway? This is my first post, whose gonna stumble upon it and go:
"Oooh, the ramblings of a teenager, lets sit here and waste my time staring at the screen while I could be half-heartedly masterbating over some more mindless porn",
Well, I know what I'd pick. Mindless porn.
I think I might actually be going mad. Becuase technically, I'm typing to myself. And doesn't that mean I've gone a bit barmy?
How the hell am I gonna get people to read this anyway, post a link on twitter and facebook, well I can imagaine the responses:
"gay boy"
"thats sad"
"get a life"
"1nnit bruv aLie, sKeen, Wag1"
Yeah. I've got a better idea. Here comes a list of the Google ultimate searches, I'm bound to pop up somewhere.
Justin Bieber
Porn
Micheal Jackson
Youtube
2 Girls 1 Cup
Facebook
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Fucking Bieber
I'll have a whine about him later....
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