Political Correctness

Fuck it. Its all making out lives harder now. We're not alowed to say "Brainstorm" anymore (its "Concept Map"), you can never use the word "Certain" or 100 % sure, (it's now "a strong possiblity), and we're not allowed to say "You're wrong!" any more, (it's, "I think you're incorrect).

But what really did it in for me, was my little sister, coming back from school, singing, "Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep".

What. The. Fuck.

This song has been sung for decades, by generations of little annoying infants, and they've changed it, for the sake of Rasicm.

Honestly, who the hell will get insulted by the use of the word Black, next to sheep. If I was some little black kid, I certainly wouldn't! Is "Black Box" any different, are "Black Car"?

What right does the government have to tell us what we can and can't say? What the hell happpened to freedom of speech? Sounds a little communist to me.....

Politics. Thats what my next rant is going to be about.

You're Gay

Some time back, I was got in trouble with a teacher about calling another student "Gay".

Now, this is a load of bollocks.  When was "Gay" and insult anyway? Why am i in trouble for calling him "Gay". If I had called him fat, or said he had a big moustache, he wouldn't have reported me!

Really, I should have reported him. For being Homophobic. I have plenty of gay friends, and him taking it as an insult, would have been very insulting to them.

I would have loved to see the look on his smug looking face when his own Teacher ass licking shot back in his face.

Hehe....

And where the hell does political correctness come into all this?!

Game Of The Day

Homerun In Berzerk Land

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/homerun_in_berzerk_land

Nerds, Sausages, Cannons, Battle Axes, Jocks, Blood, Guitars, and some MOTHERFUCKING GIANT ROBOTS!

You do NOT, wanna miss this game.

I Don't Hate Justin Bieber

No I don't. I'm a boy, okay... That doesn't mean I have to hate him. But on the other hand, I don't like him either. Being honest, I've never even heard any of his songs. But from what I've heard of him, he's a cute hunky gay boy who sings like a girl.

He's split us all up into two categories:

Screaming Bieber Fan Girls, who think he's "FITT" and Ageing Mothers who think he's "Cute".

and

Boys, Dads and Lesbians; "He's Gay"

And I found myself nicely dumped into one of these groups. If you are a guy, and you don't hate Bieber, you are "Gay" too.

Since when was "Gay" and insult anyway....

Yes, "Gay" is the subject of tommorows post (even though no one's going to read it).

Game Of The Day

Yes, here's a game. Play It.

http://www.onemorelevel.com/game/wooden_path

This one has had me up for hours, screaming at the screen, when I should really have been revising for my exam.

When the hell will connecting wooden bridges over streams help me in life anyway....

http://www.onemorelevel.com/ This. Is a great website.

What the hell do I do now?

Okay. So now what. I chose my name, I chose my URL, I edited my settings, I uploaded a picture, I changed the layout, uploaded the same picture again, clicked on "New Post", and stopped. Realising that; to be frank, I don't even know why the fuck i'm even doing this.

Lets be honest, who the hell is going to read this anyway? This is my first post, whose gonna stumble upon it and go:

 "Oooh, the ramblings of a teenager, lets sit here and waste my time staring at the screen while I could be half-heartedly masterbating over some more mindless porn",

Well, I know what I'd pick. Mindless porn.

I think I might actually be going mad. Becuase technically, I'm typing to myself. And doesn't that mean I've gone a bit barmy?

How the hell am I gonna get people to read this anyway, post a link on twitter and facebook, well I can imagaine the responses:

"gay boy"
"thats sad"
"get a life"
"1nnit bruv aLie, sKeen, Wag1"

Yeah. I've got a better idea. Here comes a list of the Google ultimate searches, I'm bound to pop up somewhere.

Justin Bieber
Porn
Micheal Jackson
Youtube
2 Girls 1 Cup
Facebook
Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber
Justin Fucking Bieber

I'll have a whine about him later....